Facebook block account or facebook jail

13 views · Added 2mo ago · 6 definitions

Facebook jail is when your account gets locked up like a criminal because you broke Facebook's rules and now you can't log in or use your fancy features until you pay the price.

My cousin got Facebook jail for posting a rant about his math teacher. He couldn't even like his own post for a week.

I got Facebook jail after I posted a photo of my dog wearing my mom's pants. It was hilarious. And I got blocked for a day.

My friend got Facebook jail because he spammed his crush's timeline with 1000 messages. He had to wait a week to get out.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Getting Facebook blocked is like getting sent to timeout but for your whole account. You can't post, comment, or even see your friends' updates until Facebook forgives you.

My sister got blocked after she posted a video of her cat eating a whole pizza. She couldn't even see her favorite group for 3 days.

I got blocked because I kept tagging my crush in every post. It was annoying and I got sent to Facebook jail for a week.

My brother got blocked for commenting on every single post of his crush. He couldn't use Facebook for a day.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Facebook jail is when Facebook throws you in a virtual prison for breaking their rules. You can't do anything on your account until you get released.

My friend got Facebook jail for sending 50 friend requests to his crush. He couldn't log in for a day.

I got Facebook jail after I posted a video of my dog wearing my dad's hat. I had to wait a week to get out.

My cousin got Facebook jail because he posted a rant about his teacher and got blocked for a whole day.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Facebook block is like being exiled from the internet. You can't post, comment, or even see what your friends are doing until you’re let back in.

My brother got Facebook blocked after he posted a video of his dog wearing his mom’s dress. He couldn’t even see his favorite group for a day.

I got blocked because I kept tagging my crush in every post. It was annoying and I got exiled for a week.

My friend got blocked for sending 100 messages to his crush in one day. He couldn’t log in for two days.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Facebook jail is the worst thing that can happen to you online. You get locked out of your account for breaking Facebook's rules and have to wait to get back in.

My sister got Facebook jail for posting a video of her dog eating a whole cake. She couldn’t log in for a day.

I got Facebook jail because I sent 50 messages to my crush in one day. I had to wait two days to get out.

My friend got Facebook jail after he posted a rant about his teacher. He couldn’t even comment on his favorite posts for a week.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Facebook block is the punishment you get for being a pain on social media. You get locked out of your account and can't do anything online until Facebook lets you back in.

My brother got Facebook blocked after he posted a video of his dog wearing his dad’s hat. He couldn’t even comment on his favorite posts for a day.

I got blocked because I kept tagging my crush in every post. It was annoying and I had to wait two days to get back in.

My friend got blocked for sending 50 messages to his crush in one day. He had to wait until the next day to log back in.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago