Facebook Bitch

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A person, usually a woman, who posts every single detail of her life on Facebook like it's a damn diary and expects everyone to care.

"I ate cereal for dinner and it was a spiritual experience.", Facebook Bitch

Posted 17 photos of her dog's breakfast.

Wrote a 300-word status about her feelings for her coffee mug.

A guy or girl you chat with for weeks on Facebook, then you meet up, bang, and then you block them like they stole your last dollar.

Chatted for 2 months, met up, left in 10 minutes.

Sent 30 messages, then blocked you after one date.

You asked them out, they said yes, then blocked you after you left.

A person who won't add you on Facebook for no reason, and you won't add them because you're both too stubborn to admit it.

You asked to add each other, and they said no.

They blocked you just for being annoying.

You didn't add them because you're a coward.

A person so desperate, they go on a date with someone they only know from Facebook and don't even check if they look decent.

Went on a date wearing pajamas and a hat.

Didn't brush their hair and showed up 10 minutes late.

Didn't even know what their date looked like.

A guy who lives on Facebook so much, he forgets how to talk to people in real life.

He replied to your message with a 500-word essay.

He didn't know what time it was because he was on Facebook.

He cried when he had to turn off his phone.

A person who posts a big rant in all caps on Facebook, then hides like a coward when someone asks who they're talking about.

"HE IS A TOTAL DISGRACE AND A WASTE OF OXYGEN!", then ignored all comments.

Posted a rant about their ex, then blocked them.

Sent a private message to the person who asked who they were talking about.

A woman who has at least 5 Facebook accounts just to hide her 3 boyfriends and her 2 fake relationships.

She had 4 profiles and 3 boyfriends.

She made a fake account just to post selfies with her fake boyfriend.

She has 5 accounts and 2 boyfriends, one of them is imaginary.