Facebook Birthday Bombing

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When you spam someone's birthday with a copy-paste message from a stranger, hoping it will make sense and not sound like you're a complete idiot.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Nobody! I hope you have a great day and don't die from confusion.
You're 32? Cool. I'm 27 and I have no idea why I just said that.
Wishing you a happy birthday, and also a good life, and also not being weird.
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You steal someone else's birthday message and drop it on your friend's wall like it's your own, even though you don't know what it means.
Happy Birthday! I hope you get more presents than your ex got last year.
You're 28? I'm 30 and I still don't know what that means.
Wishing you a happy birthday and also a happy life, and also not being confused.
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You send a birthday wish that isn't yours, hoping no one will notice and you won't look like a total joke.
Happy Birthday! I hope you live to be 100 and don't forget what day it is.
You're 40? I'm 35 and I'm not sure why I said that.
Wishing you a happy birthday, and also a good time, and also not being weird.
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You post someone else's birthday message on your friend's wall like it's your own, even though you don't know what it means and you're probably a failure.
Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great year and don't forget your own name.
You're 29? I'm 31 and I'm not even sure why I said that.
Wishing you a happy birthday and also a good life, and also not being confused.
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You steal a birthday message from a total stranger and post it on your friend's wall like it's your own, hoping no one will notice and you won't be laughed at.
Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great day and don't get confused.
You're 33? I'm 34 and I still don't know why I said that.
Wishing you a happy birthday, and also a good time, and also not being weird.
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You copy someone else's birthday message and paste it on your friend's wall like it's your own, even though it makes no sense and you're probably a joke.
Happy Birthday! I hope you live to be 100 and don't forget your name.
You're 26? I'm 28 and I have no idea why I just said that.
Wishing you a happy birthday and also a good life, and also not being confused.
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