Facebook Birthday

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Your birthday turns into a giant middle finger from strangers and people who only know you from a bad group chat.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Smith! You're still the worst teacher ever.

Hey, I don't even know you, but I'm gonna wish you a happy birthday.

Happy Birthday! You're still the guy who spilled coffee on my laptop.

You pick a birthday on Facebook so people can't steal your identity and ruin your credit with a bunch of stupid debt.

I'm not even alive yet, and my credit is already dead.

Why would I choose my birthday? I'm a professional at lying.

I picked my birthday on Facebook because I'm too lazy to remember my real one.

You test your friends by seeing if they're worth a happy birthday message, and if not, you unfriend them like they owe you money.

Happy Birthday! You pass. I'm keeping you as a friend.

You flunked. I'm unfriending you for good.

You flunked again. I'm gonna spam your inbox with birthday messages for a year.

You feel like a nobody when only two people wish you a happy birthday, and your best friend forgot your birthday completely.

Only my mom and my dog wished me a happy birthday. I'm dead inside.

My best friend didn't even notice it was my birthday. I'm heartbroken.

I got two birthday messages. My ex got 200.

You copy someone else's birthday message and post it on your friend's wall, even though it's about a weird inside joke you don't understand.

Happy Birthday! You're the guy who stole my lunch money. (random message from a stranger)

Happy Birthday! You're still the worst. (from someone I don't know)

Happy Birthday! You're my favorite person. (from a guy who once yelled at me in math class)