Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The sacred moment when you finally say no more to your phone and your facebooks and your stupid notifications.

I’m not checking Facebook again. I’m gonna die if I do.

My brain is melting from Facebook. I need a nap.

If I see one more notification, I swear I’ll throw my phone out the window.

2

The time you tell Facebook to shut up and go to bed with you.

Facebook, shut up and go to sleep. I’m done.

I’m not even mad. I’m just tired of your notifications.

You can wait until tomorrow. I’m going to bed.

3

The point where you’re too lazy and too angry to deal with Facebook anymore.

I’m too lazy to check Facebook. I hate it.

I’m too angry. You can wait. I’m going to bed.

I’m not checking Facebook. I’m just too lazy and too angry.

4

The moment you finally snap and tell Facebook to stop bugging you.

I’m done with Facebook. It’s 11 PM and I’m not checking anymore.

Stop bugging me, Facebook. I’m going to bed.

I’m snapping. No more notifications.

5

When you give up on Facebook because it’s too late and you’re too tired.

It’s too late. I’m giving up on Facebook.

I’m too tired to check Facebook. I’m done.

I’m going to bed. Facebook can wait.

6

The hour you finally decide Facebook is not worth it anymore.

Facebook is not worth it. I’m going to bed.

I’m not checking Facebook. It’s not worth it.

I’ve had enough of Facebook. I’m going to sleep.