facebook bandit

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a facebook user who can't shut up and comments on everything you post like they're your mom and you're in trouble

'That shirt looks like it's been through a war. Are you sure you're not dead?'

'You posted a sandwich? That's not a meal, that's a crime.'

'You're out of your mind for thinking that's a good idea.'

a person who lives on facebook and feels the need to add their two cents to every post, even if it's about your ex's cat

'Your ex's cat is cute, but it's still a cat. You're still sad.'

'That's not a hobby. That's a distraction.'

'You didn't need to post that. Now I'm distracted.'