Facebook band

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#selfie obsession #shirt over skill #facebook fame

2 views · Added 14d ago · 3 definitions

A group of people who think they're a band but just post selfies on Facebook and argue about shirt designs while ignoring the fact that they can't even play a song without someone shouting into a phone.

Hey bro, we should post a selfie in the park. It's more important than actually writing a song.

I'm getting a shirt made. It says 'We're a band.'

I don't care if we can't play. The shirt looks cool.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A fake band that only exists because they have a Facebook page and think arguing about where to take pictures is the same as rehearsing.

We should take pictures at the mall. It's better than actually practicing.

I don't need to practice. I have a Facebook page.

The mall is our stage. The rest is just noise.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A band that thinks having a Facebook page is the same as being real and spends more time fighting about shirt colors than actually making music.

Blue shirt or red shirt? That's more important than writing a song.

I'm not going to practice. I'm saving my energy for shirt debates.

We don't need music. We have a Facebook page and a shirt color.

by Slangipedia 14d ago