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The crazy mess of friends, exes, and people who still think you're cool even though you're not. It's like signing up for a lifetime of drama and bad decisions.
Why did you add my ex's mom? She's gonna start tagging me in all her stupid vacation pics.
I friended my boss just to make him think I'm working hard. He's gonna realize I'm just checking my phone.
My cousin added me so he can spam me with his weird business ads. I'm gonna block him.