facebook baby shield

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a magical force that makes everyone shut up when they see a baby on Facebook, even if the baby looks like it was born in a dumpster and then stepped on by a donkey.

My niece looks like a melted sock. Still got 20 likes and 3 comments saying 'adorable.'

Posted a pic of my nephew crying at 2 AM. Got 1 like and a comment saying 'he’s a future rockstar.'

My baby’s face is a crime scene. Still, my mom commented 'he’s perfect.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when you post a baby photo to show off your relationship, or to block your ex from seeing you single, and it works like a charm or a curse, depending on who you’re trying to impress.

Posted my baby pic to show off my new husband. My ex commented 'still cute, still annoying.'

My boyfriend posted a baby photo. My ex said 'still single? Still a baby?'

I posted my baby pic to block my ex. He replied with a baby pic of his new girlfriend.

by Slangipedia 4d ago