Facebook audit

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A Facebook audit is when you take out your trash on Facebook by deleting all your annoying friends who post too much and make you want to scream.

I deleted my ex’s 300 friends just because they kept posting about their dog’s haircuts.

I removed my high school crush because he still thinks we’re best friends and posts about his lunch every day.

I took out 20 people who I met at a bar and never saw again because they kept tagging me in weird photos.

A Facebook audit is when you clean up your friend list like it’s a dirty bathroom and you hate everyone in it.

I deleted my uncle because he posted a video of his cat meowing for 10 minutes straight.

I took out my ex’s coworkers because they keep commenting on his stupid status updates.

I removed my gym buddy because he posted a selfie every time he did a plank.

A Facebook audit is when you go on a friend-killing spree because you’re tired of seeing people you barely know post about their lives.

I killed 50 friends because they all posted about their vacation and I didn’t get one.

I deleted my old teacher because she posted a photo of her lunch and called it ‘art.’

I took out my college roommate because he posted a status every time he ate cereal.

A Facebook audit is when you get so fed up with your friends that you start deleting them like they owe you money.

I deleted my coworker because he posted a photo of his coffee and called it ‘life.’

I took out my cousin because she posted a video of her dog doing a trick 20 times in a row.

I removed my friend from high school because he posted a meme every day and it was annoying.

A Facebook audit is like a friend version of a trash fire, you just burn everyone who posted too much.

I deleted 30 people because they posted about their dog’s haircuts and I couldn’t take it anymore.

I took out my neighbor because he posted a video of his plants every morning at 7 a. m.

I burned my old friend because he posted 20 photos of his breakfast.