Facebook appsaphobia

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When you’re so scared of clicking on apps that you’d rather get a face full of glitter than risk your computer getting a virus.

I’d rather eat a whole pizza than accept that Facebook app.

If I have to install another app, I’ll scream in the middle of class.

I saw a virus once. It was like a monster. I ran away.

A fear so strong that you’d rather fight a dragon than download an app from Facebook.

I’d battle a dragon before I let that app touch my laptop.

I saw a dragon once. It was scary. This app is scarier.

I’d rather get burned than click accept.

The hate for apps is so real that you swear your computer will die if you accept one.

My computer is like my pet. I can’t let it die.

If I accept that app, my computer will cry.

I’ve already buried three computers. Don’t make me bury another.

You’re so scared of apps that you’d rather get yelled at by your mom than risk your computer getting a virus.

Mom’s yelling is nothing compared to a virus.

I’d take a time-out before I let that app in.

I’ve been yelled at before. I don’t want to be yelled at again.

A fear so deep that you’d rather be stuck in a locker for a week than install a Facebook app.

I’ve been stuck in a locker before. It wasn’t fun.

I’d rather be stuck with a friend than stuck with a virus.

A week in a locker? That’s a deal I can’t refuse.

You’re so scared of apps that you’d rather eat a whole cake than let one take over your computer.

I can eat a cake. I can’t let an app take over my life.

I’ve eaten cake before. I’ve never had a virus.

If I eat cake, I won’t have to deal with apps.