Facebook Approved

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A fancy way of saying if your nonsense is good enough to be posted for everyone to laugh at.
My uncle’s attempt at a joke was Facebook Approved because it made my mom cry.
That post about my cat wearing a hat was Facebook Approved by my entire class.
My grandma’s Facebook Approved post was just a picture of her cereal.
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When your content is so bad it’s good enough to be shared for all to see.
My dog’s Facebook Approved post was just him staring at a vacuum cleaner.
My brother’s Facebook Approved post was a photo of his breakfast and a very sad face.
My mom’s Facebook Approved post was a video of her singing in the shower.
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A way of telling if your content is worth being seen by your entire extended family.
My cousin’s Facebook Approved post was just a photo of his pet goldfish.
My dad’s Facebook Approved post was a rant about the grocery store.
My sister’s Facebook Approved post was a selfie with a very confused expression.
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A decision made by your brain to post something so dumb it deserves to be seen by everyone.
My brain said ‘Facebook Approved’ and I posted a video of my neighbor’s lawn gnomes fighting.
My brain said ‘Facebook Approved’ and I posted a photo of my lunch and a very angry face.
My brain said ‘Facebook Approved’ and I posted a message that said ‘I hate Mondays’ on a Tuesday.
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When your content is so embarrassing it has to be shared with the whole world.
My brain said ‘Facebook Approved’ and I posted a video of me falling off a chair.
My brain said ‘Facebook Approved’ and I posted a photo of my face covered in spaghetti.
My brain said ‘Facebook Approved’ and I posted a message that said ‘I ate 10 pizzas’ and it was true.
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