Facebook Apprehension

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When you move from MySpace to Facebook and lose your mind because the new site is worse. You curse Facebook like it stole your lunch money and post stupid rants about privacy settings.

I hate Facebook more than my ex and my algebra teacher combined.

Facebook is a trap. I’m gonna delete my profile and take my followers with me.

Why does Facebook need my birthday? I’m not a kid anymore!

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The mental breakdown that happens when you switch from MySpace to Facebook. You yell at the screen, question your life choices, and write status updates that make your friends cringe.

Facebook is like MySpace’s evil twin. I’m gonna fight it.

I signed up for Facebook and now I’m trapped. Help me.

My privacy settings are worse than my mom’s cooking.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you switch from MySpace to Facebook and you’re so confused you start talking to your profile. You post nonsense and pretend Facebook is your enemy.

Facebook is the worst. I’m gonna beat it with my status updates.

I just talked to my profile. It didn’t help.

Why is my timeline so loud? I can’t think!

by Slangipedia 13d ago