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A Facebook announcement that lies so hard it makes your grandpa's stories look honest. Like when someone says their partner dumped them, but really they just hit the wrong button or were too lazy to pick 'in a relationship' again. People flood the comments with fake sadness and ask if it's true like they’re interrogating a criminal.
My ex and I are still together, but my mom posted that we broke up because I forgot to update my relationship status.
My sister's Facebook said her boyfriend left her, but he just didn’t want to be seen with her at the grocery store.
My cousin's post said he got dumped, but he just didn’t want to admit he was still dating his ex's sister.