Facebook amnesia

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When your old enemies from childhood suddenly friend you on Facebook like they’ve been your best friends the whole time. It’s like they’re trying to ruin your day just by showing up.

Your third-grade bully from the lunch table sent you a friend request with a message: 'Still a nerd?'

Your ex-bullies from middle school are now your 'top 5 friends' and keep tagging you in embarrassing photos.

Your long-lost nemesis from the school bus just posted a status: 'Remember when you threw my lunch on the floor? Still mad about that?'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you log on to Facebook and your brain shuts off like it’s been hit by a brick. You stare at the screen like a lost dog and can’t remember why you even opened the app in the first place.

You opened Facebook to check your mail, but now you're watching cat videos and forgot about your mom’s birthday.

You started scrolling and now you’ve lost 45 minutes of your life to a meme about pizza.

You logged on to do homework and now you’re arguing with a stranger over a comment on a post.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you look at your news feed and see people you don’t even remember meeting, and you have no idea why they’re still in your life or why they keep posting nonsense.

You see a post from someone you used to hate in high school and they’re now your 'top friend' and they’re tagging you in a photo of their ugly dog.

You don’t remember how you even added your old math teacher as a friend, and now they’re commenting on your life like they know you.

You see a post from a classmate you haven’t spoken to in 10 years and they’re now in your 'top 10 friends' and they’re asking you to join a group called 'People Who Still Care About High School.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you get on the computer to do something important, but you instantly go to Facebook like it's your second brain and forget everything else you were supposed to do.

You opened the computer to finish your homework, but now you're arguing with a random stranger on Facebook.

You were going to send an email to your boss, but now you're watching a video of a dancing cat.

You started to write a letter to your mom, but now you’re commenting on a post about why pineapple belongs on pizza.

by Slangipedia 13d ago