facebook after dark

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It’s when someone posts a status that’s like a juicy secret or a gross confession, and they beg you to reply with the same thing if you did it too.

"If you ever peed in the pool at the lake, reply to this."

"If you ever stole a tamale from the cart at the fair, reply to this."

"If you ever kissed your cousin at the family reunion, reply to this."

It’s like a trashy diary entry posted online, begging you to admit you did the same embarrassing thing.

"If you ever ate three hot dogs in one sitting, reply to this."

"If you ever cried during the movie *The Notebook*, reply to this."

"If you ever tried to flirt with the teacher and failed, reply to this."

It’s when someone posts a messy confession and wants you to join the club of people who did the same gross thing.

"If you ever used your sock as a napkin, reply to this."

"If you ever screamed during a horror movie, reply to this."

"If you ever tried to text your crush and typed the wrong name, reply to this."

It’s like a public shoutout to everyone who’s ever done something stupid, and they want you to say you did it too.

"If you ever tried to run away from the school bus, reply to this."

"If you ever yelled at your little brother for no reason, reply to this."

"If you ever tried to eat a whole pizza by yourself, reply to this."

It’s when someone posts a confession that’s so gross or embarrassing, they make you feel like you’re the only one who did it.

"If you ever peed in the classroom, reply to this."

"If you ever cried during a math test, reply to this."

"If you ever tried to talk to your crush and tripped, reply to this."