Facebook Affair

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A Facebook Affair is when someone is cheating on their significant other through Facebook, and it's basically just a bunch of cringe messages and fake lovey-dovey nonsense.
'Hey boo, I miss you so much. Can't wait to see you tomorrow.', while they're texting their secret lover.
'I’m so hot right now. You’re the only one I’m talking to.', said to their Facebook crush while married.
'I’m going to be your honey forever.', said by someone who’s never met their lover.
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A Facebook Affair is when someone is cheating on their partner with a random person on Facebook, and they talk like they’re in a real relationship even though they’re just two strangers.
'I love you more than my ex.', said to their Facebook crush while their actual husband is waiting at home.
'I’m your boo. Don’t forget me.', said in the middle of a boring workday.
'You’re the only one I talk to.', said to someone who’s never even seen their face.
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A Facebook Affair is when someone’s cheating on their partner with someone else on Facebook, and it’s all just a bunch of dumb messages and made-up nicknames.
'Hey honey, I’ll be there in 5 minutes.', said to their secret lover while their wife is right next to them.
'I can’t wait to see you, my boo.', said after 3 months of never meeting.
'You’re the best, my love.', said by someone who’s never even seen their love.
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A Facebook Affair is when someone’s cheating on their significant other with a person on Facebook, and it’s just a bunch of stupid messages and made-up names to make it feel real.
'You’re my honey, and I love you.', said to their Facebook lover while they’re married to someone else.
'I miss you, my boo.', said during lunch break while their husband is at work.
'You’re my only one.', said by someone who’s never even met their only one.
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A Facebook Affair is when someone is cheating on their partner through Facebook, and they talk like they’re in love even though they’ve never met.
'I’m your honey, and I’ll always be yours.', said to their Facebook lover while they’re cheating on their wife.
'I can’t wait to see you, my boo.', said by someone who’s never even met their boo.
'You’re the best, my love.', said while still married to someone else.
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A Facebook Affair is when someone’s cheating on their partner with someone on Facebook, and it’s just a bunch of stupid messages that make it feel real, even though it’s not.
'I love you more than anything.', said to their Facebook lover while they’re cheating on their husband.
'You’re my honey, and I miss you.', said by someone who’s never met their honey.
'I’m your boo, and I’ll be yours forever.', said while still married to someone else.
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