Facebook-a-phile

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A kid who obsessively checks Facebook just to see if a hot kid under 18 is online.

Why is my crush still logged in? I'm going to message them again.

I saw my crush's status update 7 times today. I'm getting dizzy.

I took a screenshot of my crush's profile picture. I'm going to stare at it during math.

Someone who only uses Facebook to spy on kids who are too young to know what they're doing.

I saw my crush's profile picture and immediately sent a message that said, 'Hey.'

I checked my crush's status 20 times today. They're not coming online.

I stalk my crush's Facebook page more than I do my mom.

A person who can't stop checking Facebook just to see if a hot kid under 18 is online.

I took a screenshot of my crush's profile. I'm going to save it as 'crush1.'

I checked my crush's Facebook 10 times in 5 minutes. I'm getting tired.

I sent my crush a message that just said, 'You're cute.' And I'm proud of myself.

A kid who uses Facebook like a detective, just to track down underaged love interests.

I saw my crush's status update and immediately sent a message that said, 'Hey, I'm checking in.'

I stalk my crush's Facebook like it's my job.

I took a picture of my crush's profile picture and added it to my wallpaper.

A person who can't stop checking Facebook just to see if a hot kid under 18 is online, and then immediately sends them a message.

I checked my crush's Facebook 15 times in one hour. I'm getting dizzy.

I saw my crush's status and immediately sent them a message that said, 'Hey, I saw your status.'

I took a screenshot of my crush's profile and saved it as 'crush. jpg'.

Someone who uses Facebook like it's their job, just to spy on underaged kids they're into.

I checked my crush's Facebook 10 times in one day. I'm getting tired.

I sent my crush a message that just said, 'You're cute.'

I took a screenshot of my crush's profile picture and added it to my phone.