facebooger

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A gross comment or post someone leaves on your Facebook that makes you want to scream and delete it.
My ex just posted a photo of us together with a caption that says 'Still love you' and I'm still married to my wife.
My cousin commented on my birthday post saying 'You look fat' and I'm 12.
My teacher posted a video of me falling asleep in class and tagged my whole class.
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A nickname for your Facebook friends that sounds like it came from a madman.
My facebooger friends are my mom, my brother, and my dog who has 200 followers.
I have 10 facebooger friends but only 2 are real people.
My facebooger friends like my posts even though I don't know them.
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A terrible thing that happens when you use Facebook and it feels like your brain is being eaten by spiders.
Facebook is the facebooger that turned my life into a mess.
I used Facebook for 1 hour and now I have 100 notifications.
My facebooger is so bad it makes my mom cry.
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