Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Facebook crybaby. They post about being sad like it's a full-time job and nobody else has problems.

'My life is over. I got a B+'

'I cried in my cereal' (it was a Tuesday)

'My cat looked at me wrong. I'm filing for divorce'

2

A Facebook whiner who acts like their whole life is ruined because their coffee was cold.

'My day is ruined. My coffee was cold.'

'I failed at life again. My phone died.'

'I saw a bird. It was a tragedy.'

3

A Facebook sniveler who posts about being sad more than they post about food.

'I ate a sandwich. It was a tragedy.'

'I cried in my soup. It was a mourning.'

'I got a D. My soul is dead.'

4

A Facebook sadhead who posts about being sad like it's a national emergency.

'My day is a disaster. I got a C.'

'I cried in my cereal. It was a mourning.'

'My dog looked at me wrong. I’m filing for divorce.'

5

A Facebook sniffer who posts about being sad more than they post about their lunch.

'I sniffed my lunch. It was a tragedy.'

'I cried in my soup. It was a mourning.'

'I got a B. My life is over.'

6

A Facebook sobber who posts about being sad like it's a full-time job and they get paid in tears.

'I sobbed in my cereal. It was a mourning.'

'I cried in my soup. It was a tragedy.'

'My life is over. I got a B.'