FaceBomber

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A person who randomly comments on your Facebook page just to feel important, even if they haven't talked to you since the last century and only remember you because they saw your face in a meme once.

Hey, I just remembered you! You're still alive, right?

You posted something cool, so I had to comment on it. You're welcome.

I saw your face in a meme and now I have to comment on everything you post.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Someone who floods your Facebook with posts, videos, links, and check-ins like they're trying to make you go insane because they have nothing better to do.

I checked in at 3 a. m. just to bother you.

I posted a video of my cat sleeping. It's important.

I shared a link to a pizza place. It's a conspiracy.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A meme where you take someone's face and slap it on everyone else in a picture like they're all related or you're just really mean.

I put my face on my dog and my uncle. They look related now.

My face is now on a group of strangers. It's a crime.

I photoshopped my face onto my entire family. They're all me now.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you comment, like, and do everything possible to make sure they know you're there, even if you're just trying to make their day a living hell.

I commented on your post 17 times. You're welcome.

I liked your post 99 times. I had to.

You logged in and saw 99 notifications. It was my plan.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you comment so much on someone's wall that you're the only one posting, and they probably want to die.

I commented on your wall 50 times. You're welcome.

You posted one thing, and I commented on it 10 times. It's a gift.

Your wall is now my diary. I don't care.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you take a weird or funny face from a picture and make everyone else in the photo look like they're in on the joke or just really confused.

I put my face on my friend's picture. Now he looks like me.

My face is on my dog. He's confused.

I took a weird face from a photo and put it on my uncle. He looks like a ghost.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you Like a post and then a war breaks out in your Facebook feed because everyone is now arguing about it, and you're just sitting there thinking you made a mistake.

I liked a post, and now my whole feed is arguing. I'm guilty.

You replied to a comment, and now your feed is full of drama.

I thought it was funny, but now your feed is ruined. It's my fault.

by Slangipedia 14d ago