Facebombed

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When you hit Like or comment on a post and suddenly your Facebook gets attacked by a thousand notifications that make your brain scream.
You comment on a meme and now you have 50 notifications from your cousin's ex.
You Like a post and it turns into a war between your friend and their mom.
You say 'This is the worst' and now your feed is flooded with 30 replies.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A FaceBomber is someone who comments on every post they see, even if they don’t know the person, just because they remember they once had a crush on them in 2012.
You comment on a post from your old crush's cousin's friend's ex.
You reply to a post from someone you don't even follow.
You comment on a post from a person you forgot existed.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you take a face from a photo and slap it on everyone else’s face like they owe you money.
You put your friend’s face on every person in the group photo.
You take a funny face from your dog and put it on your dad’s face.
You take a face from a stranger and put it on your teacher’s face.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you spam comments, likes, and messages on someone’s Facebook until they think you’re their new boyfriend or their ex’s new boyfriend.
You comment 20 times on their post and now they think you’re stalking them.
You like every single post and message them 10 times.
You comment on their wall and now they’re confused.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you comment so much on someone’s Facebook wall that they’re too tired to post anything else, and you’re just too proud to stop.
You comment 50 times on their post and now they’re begging you to stop.
You comment on every post and now they’re ignoring you.
You comment on every post and now they’re blocking you.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you take a funny face from a photo and make it look like everyone else has that same face, even if they don’t.
You put your friend’s face on every person in the photo.
You take a face from a funny meme and slap it on your brother.
You take a face from a random person and put it on your mom.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you log in to someone’s Facebook and start commenting like you’re their best friend, even though you just used their password to get in.
You comment on their post and pretend you’re their best friend.
You post a comment and now they think you’re their ex.
You comment on their wall and now they’re confused.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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