faceboi

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A person with a face so bad it makes your lunch turn into a crying jag
My faceboi cousin showed up and my sandwich cried
That faceboi had a face like a dead raccoon
I saw a faceboi and my dog ran away screaming
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A boy who thinks octopuses are evil and would marry a foetus if it wore a hat
That faceboi screamed when he saw an octopus in the bath
He asked me if I’d ever kissed a foetus
He cried at a foetus convention
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A kid who lives in his mom's basement and eats cheez its for breakfast
That faceboi code broke the internet
He ate 20 cheez its and cried
He named his dog 'function'
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A god who is also a faceboi and probably ate the moon
The faceboi god said the sky was 'kinda blue'
He turned my dog into a pizza
He lives in a cheese fridge
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