facebocrastinate

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to sit on your butt and stare at Facebook like it’s your last hope while your work screams in the background

I just facebocrastinated for two hours. My math homework is still dead.

I opened Facebook to check my ex’s status. Now it’s 3 AM and I’m still logged in.

I started a group chat with my dog. Now I can’t leave Facebook.

when you use Facebook to pretend you’re working but you’re really just scrolling and laughing at memes

I told my teacher I was doing research. I was really just watching cat videos.

I facebocrastinated during my test. I got a D and a middle finger from my teacher.

I was supposed to be writing an essay. Now I’m arguing with my uncle on Facebook.

the art of pretending you’re doing something important while you’re really just facebocrastinating

I told my mom I was studying. I was really just watching my crush’s stories.

I had a meeting at work. I facebocrastinated the whole time. My boss was confused.

I said I was doing my homework. I was really just playing games on Facebook.

when you’re so deep in Facebook that you forget you have to live your life

I facebocrastinated so much I missed my bus. Now I’m late to school.

I was supposed to be doing my project. I was really just arguing with my friend on Facebook.

I facebocrastinated for so long I forgot to eat. Now I’m hungry and mad.

when you’re too busy scrolling on Facebook to do anything that matters

I facebocrastinated instead of doing my chores. Now my room looks like a tornado hit it.

I was supposed to be cleaning my room. I was really just watching my favorite band’s Facebook page.

I facebocrastinated instead of eating. Now I’m starving and annoyed.