Faceblotto

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Drunk and dumb on Facebook. You post stuff that makes your mom cry and your ex laugh.

I just got dumped. My ex said I was a "disaster." I replied, "At least I'm not your mom."

Posted a picture of my cat wearing my hat. Now my boss thinks I’m insane.

Typed, "I hate my job." Then my boss liked it. I now hate my life.

You're so wasted on Facebook you might as well be typing in invisible ink. You say stuff you'll wish you could take back.

Typed, "My boss is a donkey." Then I remembered he’s my boss. Now I’m in trouble.

Wrote, "I’m going to quit." Then I realized I had no money. Now I’m stuck.

Posted, "I love my life." Then my ex liked it. Now I’m confused.