Faceblogging

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When a person turns Facebook into their own personal diary, even though it's not a diary. They post every little thing, like what they had for breakfast and how much they hate their ex. They act like everyone cares.

'I ate cereal for breakfast. It was okay. My ex is still annoying.'

'I got a B on my math test. My life is over.'

'My cat knocked over my coffee. It was a tragedy.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Posting so much on Facebook that it feels like you're trying to fill a whole book. You either spam short updates or write huge paragraphs that nobody wants to read.

'I woke up. I blinked. I existed.'

'I went to the store. I bought milk. I came back. My life is so dramatic.'

'I listened to my favorite song. I cried. I cried again. I cried for my cat.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you use Facebook messages to write a whole story, like it's a blog. It's the worst. You message someone 10 times just to tell them about your day.

'Hey. I had pizza. It was good. I'm happy.'

'I saw a bird. It was blue. I cried.'

'I went to school. I sat down. I survived.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you post so much on Facebook that it's like you're dying and you want everyone to know.

'I had a good day. I think I might live.'

'I drank water. I survived.'

'I walked. I lived.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago