faceblog

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Posting every single tiny detail of your life on Facebook until it feels like you’re vomiting updates all over your friends’ timelines.

I just ate a sandwich. It was okay. I mean, it was a sandwich. Who doesn’t like sandwiches?

My cat looked at me. That’s a big deal. I’m famous now.

I cried because my hair didn’t look good. My life is a tragedy.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When someone turns Facebook into their personal diary, even though no one asked for it and they’re probably just lonely and desperate for attention.

I woke up. I breathed. I live. This is my life. You’re welcome.

I love my boyfriend. He’s the best. I love him. He’s the best. I love him. He’s the best.

I went to the store. I bought a banana. I ate it. I am now a banana.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Using Facebook like it's a blog by sending a million comments in one message, just because you think that makes you sound fancy.

Hi. I’m here. I’m alive. I’m writing this. I’m really bored.

I like pizza. I like it a lot. I like it so much I could die.

I just saw a bird. It was a bird. I think I’m important now.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When someone turns Facebook into their own personal blog, either by flooding it with tiny updates or writing a whole novel about their day, just so they can feel important.

I got up. I drank water. I’m now a superhero.

I had a conversation. It was normal. I’m now a failure.

I watched a show. It was good. I’m now famous.

by Slangipedia 4d ago