faceblocked

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Faceblocked is when your boss cuts off your internet because you’re too busy posting selfies and arguing with strangers online instead of working.

My boss cut my internet because I spent 3 hours arguing with a guy named Steve on Facebook.

I got faceblocked because I posted 15 status updates during a meeting.

My internet was blocked because I spent all day watching cat videos instead of doing my job.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Faceblocked is when you hit someone’s friend request and they just ignore you like you’re not worth the trouble.

I sent a friend request to my ex and she ignored it. Classic.

I asked my crush to be friends and he just left me hanging.

I sent my mom a friend request and she blocked me. Why?!

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Faceblocked is when you can’t post anything on Facebook because you’re too busy getting blocked by everyone you know.

I couldn’t post my lunch photo because my ex blocked me.

My friend blocked me after I posted a mean comment about her ex.

I got faceblocked by my entire class after I posted a picture of my teacher’s face.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Faceblocked is when someone blocks you on Facebook after you stalk them, bother them, or poke them with a message that’s longer than a novel.

I got blocked after I poked my crush 100 times in a row.

My ex blocked me after I stalked her on Facebook for a month.

I got faceblocked after I posted a comment that was 20 lines long on her wall.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Faceblocked is when you block someone so they can’t find you on Facebook, usually because you’re mad or you just don’t like them.

I blocked my ex because he kept messaging me after I broke up with him.

I blocked my teacher because she posted my bad grades on Facebook.

I blocked my friend because he kept commenting on my selfies.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Faceblocked is when a sorority girl blocks you because you asked her for her phone number and she thinks you’re too much of a dork to be worth her time.

I got faceblocked by a sorority girl after I asked her for her number.

He asked my friend for her number and she blocked him on Facebook.

That guy asked for my number and I blocked him so fast I made my phone angry.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Faceblocked is when you shut off Facebook because you don’t want to know who won the game or what happened on your favorite show.

I faceblocked myself so I wouldn’t know who won the game.

I blocked Facebook so I didn’t have to watch my ex post about her new boyfriend.

I cut myself off from Facebook because I didn’t want to know what happened on my favorite show.

by Slangipedia 3d ago