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When you see a friend request and say to yourself, 'Nope, I’m not going to be your friend today, thank you very much.'

DM: 'You asked me to be your friend? I’m not even your friend on the internet, let alone in real life.'

Tweet: 'Friend request? That’s the most annoying thing since my mom texts me during the movie.'

Text: 'I’m not even going to accept your request. I’m too busy being awesome.'

When your boss finds out you’re spending more time on Facebook than working, and he blocks you from the internet for being a lazy, good-for-nothing waste of oxygen.

Text from boss: 'You’re blocked from Facebook until you finish this report. I’m not even joking.'

Tweet: 'My boss blocked me from Facebook. I didn’t even do anything wrong.'

DM: 'You’re blocked from the internet. You’re not even worth the bandwidth.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you get so obsessed with Facebook that you can’t even comment on your best friend’s post without crying.

Text: 'I tried to comment on your post but my fingers wouldn’t work. I was too busy crying.'

Tweet: 'I can’t even type a comment because I’m too sad that I’m not getting enough likes.'

DM: 'You blocked me from commenting. I can’t even talk to my best friend anymore.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When someone blocks you on Facebook because they think you’re trying to stalk them or you keep poking them with your face like a madman.

Tweet: 'He blocked me because I kept poking him with my face. I’m not even sorry.'

Text: 'You blocked me because I was annoying. I’m just saying.'

DM: 'He blocked me after I stalked him for three days straight.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you block someone just so they can’t find you on Facebook, and you don’t even know why you did it.

Text: 'I blocked you because I felt like it. I don’t even know why.'

Tweet: 'I blocked him just to be mean. That’s all.'

DM: 'You blocked me because you’re a bad person.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a sorority girl blocks you just because you asked for her phone number and she thinks you’re too basic to be her boyfriend.

Text: 'She blocked me because I asked for her number. I was too basic for her.'

Tweet: 'I got cockblocked by a sorority girl. I’m not even sorry.'

DM: 'He asked me for my number and I blocked him. He was too basic.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you block someone on Facebook just so you can avoid learning who won the game or what happens on your favorite show.

Text: 'I blocked him because I didn’t want to know who won the game.'

Tweet: 'I blocked my friend so I could watch the show without knowing what happens.'

DM: 'I blocked you because I didn’t want to know the ending of the show.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago