Faceblirting

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Flirting through Facebook like it's your full-time job and you're not paying attention in class.

Hey cutie, I saw your profile pic and now I'm dying.

You got 3 likes on your post. That's not random, that's a message.

If you don't message me back, I'll report you to your mom.

When you use Facebook to flirt like it's a dating app and you're too lazy to download one.

Your post said 'I'm bored.' I took that as a challenge.

You liked my photo. That's not a coincidence, that's a confession.

You commented on my status. That's not friendly, that's flirtatious.

Flirting through Facebook like you're trying to get someone to date you instead of just your best friend.

You sent me a message. That's not a greeting, that's a move.

You liked my post 5 times. That's not random, that's a sign.

You're messaging me every day. That's not friendly, that's a trap.

When you use Facebook to flirt like it's your only chance to impress someone and you're not going to fail.

You sent me a message. That's not a greeting, that's a love letter.

You liked my post 10 times. That's not random, that's a confession.

You're messaging me every hour. That's not friendly, that's a threat.

Flirting through Facebook like it's a game and you're trying to win someone's heart before they win yours.

You sent me a message. That's not a greeting, that's a challenge.

You liked my post 7 times. That's not random, that's a move.

You're messaging me every day. That's not friendly, that's a battle.

When you use Facebook to flirt like it's your only chance to look cool and you're not going to fail.

You sent me a message. That's not a greeting, that's a flex.

You liked my post 6 times. That's not random, that's a show-off move.

You're messaging me every hour. That's not friendly, that's a flex.