faceblind

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You see a face but you swear it's someone else and you might pee your pants

I walked past my mom and yelled 'Hey Dave' and then I realized I was wrong

I thought my boss was my uncle and I said 'Why are you here? Did you forget your job?'

I saw my friend and I said 'You're not my friend' and I got a slap

You can't tell who's who and you might think your dog is your mom

I saw my dog and I said 'Hey mom, why are you wearing a collar?'

I thought my neighbor was my dad and I asked for a snack

I walked into class and I said 'Why is my teacher here? I thought she was at the store'

You see faces but you swear they're not real and you might yell at them

I saw my friend and I yelled 'Why are you here? I thought you were dead!'

I saw my teacher and I said 'You're not my teacher, you're my uncle'

I saw my brother and I said 'Why are you here? Did you forget your face?'

You can't tell who's who and you might think your teacher is your dog

I saw my teacher and I said 'Why is my dog wearing a suit?'

I saw my dad and I said 'Is that my dad or my dog?'

I saw my mom and I said 'Why is my dog here? I thought she was at work'

You can't tell who's who and you might think your friend is your enemy

I saw my friend and I said 'Why are you here? I thought you were my enemy'

I saw my classmate and I yelled 'You're not my classmate, you're my enemy'

I saw my brother and I said 'Why are you here? I thought you were my enemy'

You can't tell who's who and you might think your enemy is your friend

I saw my enemy and I said 'Hey friend, why are you here?'

I saw my classmate and I said 'Why are you here? I thought you were my friend'

I saw my teacher and I said 'Why is my friend here? I thought she was at the store'