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When someone gets completely trounced on Facebook by people who think they're cool enough to post about it.

My ex just posted a photo of me with a weird guy and wrote, 'This is how I lost my best friend.'

My cousin got 50 likes on a post that said, 'My life is over because I forgot to bring my lunch.'

My mom Facebitched me for 3 hours because I didn't reply to her 100th message.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A fake friend you add on Facebook just so they can post about your problems and make you feel worse.

My fake friend posted, 'My real friend is a waste of oxygen.'

I added my neighbor so he would post about his terrible life and maybe get a little bit of attention.

My crush is my Facebook friend, and now he posts about his sad life every day.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Someone who spends all their time on Facebook telling everyone how bad their life is.

My mom posted, 'My life is a disaster because my cat hates me.'

My brother posted, 'I got a D in math and now I’m going to die.'

My friend posted, 'I’m so lonely I just stared at my wall for an hour.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When people post long, stupid rants on Facebook just to stir up drama or get a fight started.

My friend posted, 'I hate my life and everyone in it.'

My cousin posted, 'I hate my job, my mom, my cat, and my life.'

My brother posted, 'My ex is a witch and now she's dating my best friend.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Complaining on Facebook about something stupid like your lunch or your cat, and no one cares.

My mom posted, 'My cat won't stop meowing at 2 AM.'

My brother posted, 'I got a C on my math test.'

My friend posted, 'My lunch was bad today and I'm never eating again.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When Facebook becomes a place for lazy, whiny people to post about their terrible lives and how much they hate everything.

My mom posted, 'I'm so sad I'm going to die.'

My brother posted, 'My life is a disaster and I'm going to fail everything.'

My friend posted, 'I'm so lonely I cried in my math class.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A teenager who spends all their free time on Facebook complaining about everything and everyone, and then goes to sleep after posting 100 status updates.

My cousin posted, 'My life is so bad I cried in my math class.'

My friend posted, 'I got a B on my math test and now I’m going to die.'

My brother posted, 'I hate my life and my mom and my cat.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago