facebitch-slap

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A Facebook comment so harsh it feels like you got slapped by a facebitch who also hates your ex.

'You failed me in 8th grade math and now you're a CEO? Please.'

'Your life is a mess and your profile pic is a cat in a hat.'

'You said you'd come to my prom. You didn't. You're a disappointment.'

When someone posts on your wall so mean it makes your face feel like it got hit by a facebitch with a dictionary.

'You're like a pizza that's been left in the sun. Sad and forgotten.'

'You called me a loser in front of my friends. I still remember.'

'You said you'd text me. You didn't. You're a ghost.'

A comment so brutal it makes your face hurt like you got slapped by a facebitch who also has a grudge.

'You're like a broken toaster. You don't work and you're always on fire.'

'You said you'd bring snacks. You brought a sandwich. It was cold.'

'You said you'd be my friend. Then you blocked me. Why?'

When someone comments on your wall so mean it feels like a facebitch threw a chair at your face.

'You're like a math test. You failed and you're still confused.'

'You said you'd come to my party. You said you'd bring drinks. You brought water.'

'You said you'd be my best friend. Now you're my worst enemy.'

A Facebook comment so rude it makes your face feel like it got hit by a facebitch who also has a facebitch.

'You're like a broken phone. You don't work and you're always on the floor.'

'You said you'd text me. You said you'd call me. You said you'd be my friend. You said nothing.'

'You're like a bad song. You're loud and you're never ending.'

A comment so mean it feels like a facebitch walked into your Facebook and slapped you with a comment.

'You're like a burnt marshmallow. You're black and you're not good.'

'You said you'd bring cake. You brought bread. It was stale.'

'You said you'd be my friend. Now you're my worst enemy. Again.'