Facebionage

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When you use Facebook like a sneaky spy, checking someone's profile, friends list, and every dumb detail they post just to know everything about them.

I saw your ex's profile and now I know you're still in love with them.

He checked my friends list and found out I'm dating his best friend.

She looked up my birthday and now she knows my secret weakness is cake.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook spying, but way more annoying. You stalk people like they owe you money, just to find out their secrets.

I saw your post about your divorce and now I'm laughing at you.

He followed me on Facebook and now he knows my lunch habits.

She saw my vacation pics and now she wants to know my location.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Using Facebook like it's a spy mission. You dig through people's posts, likes, and photos until you know everything about them.

He saw my workout pics and now he thinks I'm trying to impress him.

She checked my likes and now she knows I hate pineapple on pizza.

I found out my friend's crush by looking at their posts.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook spying but with a side of drama. You check people's profiles just to gossip about them and make them feel bad.

I saw your post about your breakup and now I'm telling everyone about it.

He looked at my profile and now he's mocking my bad photos.

She checked my posts and now she's saying I'm ugly.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You use Facebook like it's a secret weapon. You spy on people, steal their info, and make them feel like they're being watched.

I stole her info and now I know her password.

He spied on me and now he knows my schedule.

She watched me and now she's copying my posts.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook spying, but you're so obsessed you don't care if you're being creepy.

I checked her profile 20 times today.

He stalked me on Facebook just to say hello.

She looked at my posts for an hour and now she knows my whole life.

by Slangipedia 14d ago