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a person who avoids facebook like it's the plague and then comes back like a madman and comments on every post, photo, and status like it's a holy mission.
"You’re all losers. I’ve been offline for six months. Now I’m commenting on every single post."
"I opened Facebook for 10 seconds and now I’ve been here for three hours."
"I saw one post and now I’ve commented on 27 of them. I’m a god."