facebinger

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a person who avoids facebook like it's the plague and then comes back like a madman and comments on every post, photo, and status like it's a holy mission.
"You’re all losers. I’ve been offline for six months. Now I’m commenting on every single post."
"I opened Facebook for 10 seconds and now I’ve been here for three hours."
"I saw one post and now I’ve commented on 27 of them. I’m a god."
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when you check Facebook just to say hi and end up wasting the whole afternoon like it's a free holiday.
"I said hi to my ex and now I’ve lost three hours of my life."
"I opened Facebook for a quick scroll and now it's 3 p. m. and I haven't moved."
"I checked Facebook to see if my mom posted and now I'm commenting on every photo from her trip to Walmart."
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