Facebinge

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When you log on Facebook for a quick peek and end up wasting the whole afternoon scrolling like a brain-dead zombie.

I opened Facebook to check my notifications and now it's 3 a. m. and I've watched 20 cat videos.

I said I'd be on Facebook for 10 minutes. Now I'm crying in the kitchen because my ex posted a selfie with her new dog.

I was going to reply to one comment. Now I've commented on every post from my high school class of 2005.

A person who vanishes from Facebook for months and then comes back like a madman and comments on everything like it's a holy mission.

She hadn't been on Facebook in a year. Now she's commenting on my 2013 vacation photos like they're the last will and testament of the human race.

He hadn't posted in months. Now he's tagging me in every single post from 2012 and demanding I reply.

She hadn't seen her ex in years. Now she's commenting on every single post of his and calling him a 'piece of trash' in all caps.