facebickery

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When you and your dumb friend fight on Facebook like it's the final showdown in a jail cell. They drag your whole life into the trash can of the internet and no one wants to see it.

'You said I was fat in the comments? I'm posting a photo of you eating a whole pizza.'

'Why is my ex commenting on my post? I thought I blocked him.'

'They started a fight in my thread about who had the bigger crush in 2012.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

It's when two people argue on Facebook like they're the last two people on Earth. They spam the comments with their drama and everyone else gets stuck reading it.

'You said I cheated on you? I'm posting a screenshot of your DMs with your new guy.'

'Why is my mom commenting on my post? She's still mad about my failed relationship.'

'They're arguing about who got the last cookie in the lunchroom in 2009.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Facebickery is when you and some idiot bicker on Facebook like you're both fighting for the last slice of pizza. They make the whole world watch their stupid fight and no one asked for it.

'You said I was ugly in the comments? I'm posting a photo of you with a zit.'

'Why is my crush commenting on my post? He's still mad I didn't text him back.'

'They're fighting about who got the better grade in math class last year.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Facebickery is when two people fight on Facebook like they're the only people who matter. They drag every secret out of the grave and no one wants to see it.

'You said I was a bad friend? I'm posting a photo of you skipping my birthday.'

'Why is my teacher commenting on my post? She's still mad I cheated on the test.'

'They're arguing about who had the bigger crush in 2013.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Facebickery is when you and your dumb friend argue on Facebook like you're both the last people left. They post every single stupid thing they ever did and no one wants to see it.

'You said I was a lousy friend? I'm posting a photo of you at my birthday party with your ex.'

'Why is my sister commenting on my post? She's still mad about my failed relationship.'

'They're fighting about who had the better crush in middle school.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago