Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who fights like a mad dog on Facebook, just to make others lose their minds

Why is this pizza not cheese? I'm reporting you to the pizza gods.

Your grammar is worse than my ex's dating life.

I don't even know you and I'm mad at you.

2

Someone who yells at strangers on Facebook like they owe them money

You didn’t even like my post, and now you’re here?!

I’m gonna call your mom if you don’t stop.

You’re not famous. Go back to your sad life.

3

A person who fights on Facebook like it’s a boxing ring and they’re the champ

You’re not the champ. You’re the guy who got knocked out by a chicken.

I’ve got more friends than you, and I’m not even trying.

You think you’re tough? I’ve seen my dog be more polite.

4

A Facebook user who cusses so much it sounds like they’re in a bar fight

You’re a disgrace to the human race and my Tuesday.

I swear if you keep posting that meme, I’m gonna throw my phone out the window.

You’re not even funny. You’re just loud.

5

A person who posts on Facebook just to start a fight and then runs away

Why is your life so bad? I’m gonna take a nap now.

You’re the reason I don’t like Mondays.

I’m done. You’re the worst.

6

Someone who fights on Facebook like they’re in a war and everyone is their enemy

You’re not my enemy. You’re just my problem today.

This war is getting too real. I’m gonna eat a sandwich.

If I don’t win this war, I’m gonna cry.