facebicker

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a person who fights like a crazy person over stupid stuff on Facebook, usually with a lot of swearing

'You think you’re funny? I’ll show you funny!', from a facebicker who got called a baby in a comment thread

'This pizza is the worst. I’m ending our friendship.', said by a facebicker who had a fight about toppings

'Why are you still following me? I blocked you like 5 times.', a facebicker who can’t let go of a grudge

someone who yells at people on Facebook like they’re in a screaming match at a grocery store

'You’re the worst mom ever! My kid eats cereal for dinner!', a facebicker who started a fight about breakfast

'I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.', said by a facebicker who lost a bet

'You think you’re cool? I’ll beat you in a dance-off.', a facebicker who had a whole debate about music taste

a person who fights online like they’re in a real-life argument, and they never shut up about it

'You’re the reason my dog ran away!', from a facebicker who had a huge fight about pets

'I’m not going to stop until you admit you’re wrong.', a facebicker who started a 20-comment war

'You’re just a keyboard warrior, and I’m the real deal.', said by a facebicker who thinks they’re the best