Facebibliogenic

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When a girl (or sometimes a boy) looks like a hot mess in real life but acts like a queen on Facebook. It’s like they’ve got a filter that turns them into a supermodel and a fake tan all at once.
@jessica: My face is on fire today, but my profile pic is still perfect. #Facebibliogenic
DM from mike: You look like a potato in person, but your Facebook is a potato farm. #Facebibliogenic
Post caption: I woke up like this. (But my Facebook looks like I woke up like this after a spa day.) #Facebibliogenic
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone’s face is so fake on Facebook you think they got a face lift, but in real life they look like they’ve been run over by a truck.
Caption on a post: My face is like a Hollywood set. #Facebibliogenic
Text from a friend: You look like a celebrity on Facebook. In real life, you look like a celebrity who lost a bet. #Facebibliogenic
Status update: My face is so good on Facebook I think I should charge people to see it. #Facebibliogenic
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a person’s Facebook is so perfect you think they’re a god, but when you see them in real life, you’re like, 'What the hell is this?'
Post from amy: My face is so good on Facebook I think I should start a religion. #Facebibliogenic
Message from tom: You look like a prince on Facebook. In real life, you look like a prince who got hit by a car. #Facebibliogenic
Caption: My face is so good on Facebook, I think I should start a cult. #Facebibliogenic
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone looks like a superstar on Facebook, but when you see them in real life, you’re like, 'Did they eat a whole pizza and a bag of chips?'
Status: My face on Facebook is so good I could be a movie star. In real life, I could be a movie star who just ate a whole pizza. #Facebibliogenic
DM from lisa: Your face on Facebook is amazing. In real life, it looks like you had a food fight. #Facebibliogenic
Caption: I’m a superstar on Facebook. In real life, I’m a superstar who’s out of shape. #Facebibliogenic
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone’s Facebook looks like a magazine cover, but in real life, they look like they’ve been through a war and lost.
Caption: My Facebook is like a magazine cover. My real face is like a war zone. #Facebibliogenic
Message from danny: Your face on Facebook is perfect. In real life, it looks like it’s been hit by a meteor. #Facebibliogenic
Status: My Facebook is a masterpiece. My real face is a disaster. #Facebibliogenic
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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