Faceberg photo

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A photo you post on Faceberg that only shows your face, like you're a weird, tiny human stuck in a giant, ugly body, and the rest of you is just a mess hiding under the water.
My face is perfect. The rest of me? Total disaster.
Smile for the camera, but don't look at my pants.
I look like a celebrity. The rest of me is just a mystery.
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A Faceberg photo is like a lie. You post your face, but the rest of you is just a blob of shame hiding under the water.
My face looks good. My body looks like it was hit by a truck.
You only see my face. The rest of me is a disaster zone.
I'm a human. But my body is a crime scene.
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A Faceberg photo is when you take a picture of your face and pretend the rest of you doesn’t exist, like you’re hiding a monster under the water.
My face is amazing. My body is a monster.
I look good. My legs are a horror movie.
I’m a rockstar. My body is a joke.
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