Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you add someone on Facebook just to make them feel special, even though you don’t really care.

I facebefriended my ex just to annoy her.

He facebefriended me so I’d think he was cool.

She facebefriended 50 people in one day and none of them knew her.

2

The act of adding someone on Facebook like they’re your best friend, even though they’re just a stranger.

I facebefriended my neighbor because he said hi once.

She facebefriended me because I gave her a high five.

He facebefriended 100 people just to look popular.

3

Adding someone on Facebook like it’s a big deal, even though it’s just a button click.

I facebefriended my teacher because I wanted to be noticed.

He facebefriended me during class and got in trouble.

She facebefriended 30 people in one hour and got a headache.

4

When you add someone on Facebook just to be the cool kid, even though you're not.

I facebefriended my crush just to look cool.

He facebefriended me so I’d think he was popular.

She facebefriended 20 people just to show off.

5

Adding someone on Facebook like it’s the end of the world, even though it’s just a small part of your life.

I facebefriended my mom just to be dramatic.

He facebefriended me during lunch and got yelled at.

She facebefriended 50 people just because she was bored.

6

When you add someone on Facebook like they’re your long-lost twin, even though you just met them.

I facebefriended my coworker because I thought we were soulmates.

He facebefriended me just to have more friends.

She facebefriended 10 people in one day and had no idea who they were.