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When you take over someone's Facebook to yell at them about something they posted, like they're a complete idiot.

'You said the sky is blue? It's more like a radioactive green!', posted on my mom's timeline at 2 AM.

'You think pizza is a food? It's a crime against humanity!', typed on my uncle's status.

'You said cats are better than dogs? I'll show you better than dogs!', posted on my cousin's wall during a family fight.

Stealing someone's Facebook to argue with them about something they said, like they’re the worst person ever.

'You said tacos are the best food? I eat tacos and I still hate you.', posted on my friend’s page during lunch break.

'You called me a loser? I’m not a loser, I’m a future president.', typed on my neighbor’s update.

'You said the moon is made of cheese? I’ve seen the moon and it’s not cheese.', posted on my teacher’s Facebook at 3 AM.

Taking over someone’s Facebook to scream at them about something they said, like they're the devil in human form.

'You said dogs are better than cats? I have a dog and he’s the worst.', posted on my brother’s Facebook after a long day of work.

'You said ice cream is the best thing ever? I eat ice cream and I still hate you.', typed on my friend’s page during a group chat.

'You said the ocean is blue? It’s more like a sick green from all the plastic.', posted on my cousin’s wall during a family argument.

Hijacking someone's Facebook to argue with them about something they posted, like they’re the worst person you’ve ever met.

'You said the sun is yellow? It’s more like a radioactive orange.', posted on my mom’s timeline during a breakfast argument.

'You said the sky is blue? I’ve seen the sky and it’s definitely not blue.', typed on my uncle’s status during a family fight.

'You said pizza is the best food? I eat pizza and I still hate you.', posted on my cousin’s wall during lunch.

Taking someone’s Facebook to yell at them about something they posted, like they’re the most annoying person on the planet.

'You said the moon is made of cheese? I’ve seen the moon and it’s not cheese.', posted on my friend’s page during a study session.

'You said dogs are better than cats? I have a dog and he’s the worst.', typed on my brother’s Facebook during a work break.

'You said ice cream is the best thing ever? I eat ice cream and I still hate you.', posted on my cousin’s wall during a group chat.

Stealing someone’s Facebook to argue with them about something they said, like they’re the worst person you’ve ever met.

'You said the sky is blue? I’ve seen the sky and it’s definitely not blue.', posted on my mom’s timeline during a breakfast argument.

'You said the sun is yellow? It’s more like a radioactive orange.', typed on my uncle’s status during a family fight.

'You said pizza is the best food? I eat pizza and I still hate you.', posted on my cousin’s wall during lunch.