Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Facebating is when a guy is so thirsty he cumms on his phone just by looking at a girl's Facebook pics.

I saw my crush's new pic and I did my business on my phone.

She posted a selfie and I lost my lunch.

He facebated so hard he woke up with a Facebook logo on his hand.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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When you rub one out to Facebook pics of your friends because you're too lazy to do anything real.

I had no life so I jacked off to my ex's Facebook pics.

I was too tired to get a job so I facebated.

I saw my friend's vacation pics and I got a hard on.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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When you're so out of it you face-plant into your bed and pass out like a dead man.

I was so tired I face-planted and fell into a dream.

I face-banged the bed and didn't wake up for three days.

I face-planted so hard I broke my nose.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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Using Facebook like it's a porn site and you're watching your friends' lives like it's a movie.

I watched my friend's life on Facebook like it was a documentary.

I used Facebook like it was a porn channel.

I facebated to videos of my ex's vacation.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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When you scroll on Facebook for no reason, just to keep your fingers busy like you're a damn monkey.

I was scrolling on Facebook like it was my full-time job.

I kept scrolling because my fingers were bored.

I scrolled so much my thumbs got a Facebook account.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A high school girl who lives on Facebook, updates her status every 30 minutes, and gets a facebible if she gets over 1000 comments. Everyone worships her like she’s a god.

She posted 1000 times and got a facebible.

She updated her status so much her friends got a migraine.

She got 1000 comments and became a facebible.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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When you drink a beer and talk to a friend on FaceTime, but you’re too drunk to know what you’re saying.

I drank a beer and FaceTimed my friend, but I said I was a chicken.

I had three beers and FaceTimed my mom, and I cried.

I FaceTimed my friend while drunk and told him I was a robot.

by Slangipedia 13d ago