facebarking

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Yelling at Facebook like it's your ex, just because you're mad and nobody else will listen.
Why did my pizza arrive cold? I'm gonna die. #facebarking
My dog ate my homework. I'm gonna fail. #facebarking
My mom said I'm gonna be late again. I'm gonna be a failure. #facebarking
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Talking so loud you think you're on TV, but you’re just ranting about nothing.
I hate my life. I hate my job. I hate my boss. #facebarking
My coffee is too hot. I'm gonna burn my tongue. #facebarking
My phone is broken. I'm gonna die. #facebarking
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