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when you vomit out every single thing you saw on facebook like it's your last meal and you're dying

'I just saw this guy's dog and it's like 100 years old and he's still posting about it!'

'My aunt posted a video of her cat doing the hokey pokey and now I'm haunted'

'My cousin's ex just sent me a message and now I'm stuck in a loop of their old posts'

the only thing worse than facebook is when someone talks about it like it's a religion

'I just got off my phone because my mom was talking about facebook for 2 hours'

'My friend's dad is obsessed with facebook and now he's talking to my friend's dog'

'I had to leave the room because my brother was facebarfing and I couldn't take it anymore'