facebanked

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When Facebook takes over your life and you become their slave
I got facebanked and now I have to post 10 times a day or I die
My ex came back just to spam me on Facebook
I got facebanked so hard I had to delete my account and cry
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Looking at your friends' profiles and jerking off to their selfies
I facebanked my crush and now I have a hard-on every time she posts
My facebanking got so bad my mom asked if I was going to marry Facebook
I facebanked my teacher and now I can't focus in class
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When you log on to Facebook and beg your friends to vote for you
I facebanked my whole class and now they all hate me
I facebanked my crush and now she's voting for my rival
I facebanked my family and now I have 1000 votes but I still lost
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