Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you make a girl suck your dick and then smash her face into your junk like she’s your new best friend.

He facebanged her so hard, her face was red and her nose was bleeding.

She tried to run, but he facebanged her in the hallway.

At the party, he facebanged her and then called her a loser.

2

When you use your face to give a girl a tongue massage and it’s way better than licking a pizza.

She facebanged me and I nearly came in my pants.

My sister facebanged her crush and he fainted.

They facebanged in the back of the bus and got caught.

3

When you take a girl’s face and hit it with your junk like you’re playing a game.

He facebanged her and she screamed like a baby.

At the gym, he facebanged her and she got a black eye.

She got facebanged so hard, she couldn’t see straight.

4

When a bunch of people, mostly girls, log on to Facebook and talk about their crushes and their drama like it’s a real-life soap opera.

They were facebanged all night and posted 20 statuses about it.

The whole class was facebanged and it was the best day ever.

She facebanged with 5 girls and they all became best friends.

5

When someone pokes you on Facebook so many times, they think they’re giving you a digital massage and it’s the weirdest thing ever.

He poked me 100 times and I felt weird.

She facebanged me with her poking and I got a headache.

He facebanged me so much, I turned off Facebook.

6

When you chat about sex on Facebook and it’s like you’re texting a lover but you’re both wearing pants.

They facebanged on Facebook and got caught by their moms.

He facebanged her and she texted him 100 times.

They facebanged and it was the best thing ever.