Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you see someone on Facebook’s ‘Suggestions’ page and you’re like ‘Should I friend this person or will they ruin my life?’

I saw my ex’s ex and thought, ‘Are you trying to make me cry?’

My cousin’s friend was suggested and I was like, ‘Are you going to spam me with pictures of cats?’

My boss was suggested and I thought, ‘Is this how I get fired?’

2

Spying on someone on Facebook like a creepy detective using their photos and info to track them down like a criminal.

I stalked my teacher and found out her dog’s name was ‘Sir Biscuit’

My crush’s profile had his phone number and I called him at 3 AM

I stalked my neighbor and realized she was my childhood bully

3

Posting something gross or rude on Facebook and then deleting it because your mom saw it and you’re embarrassed.

I posted ‘My mom is the worst’ and then deleted it when she saw it

I said ‘I hate my job’ and my boss was in the comments

I wrote ‘I pooped my pants’ and my dad saw it

4

When you stalk people on Facebook so much that you don’t even say the whole phrase ‘Facebook stalking’ because you’re too busy watching their lives.

I was Facebalking so hard I didn’t even notice my friend was married

I was Facebalking and missed my own birthday

I Facebalked so much I knew my neighbor’s dog’s birthday

5

Someone who stalks people on Facebook or throws up on someone’s face. Either way, it’s gross.

My friend Facebalked me and I was like, ‘You’ve been spying on me for weeks’

I got Facebalked on and I threw up in my lunch

My mom Facebalked me and I threw up on her shoes

6

Spying on people on Facebook like a detective who’s been working the case for 10 years.

I Facebalked my crush and found out he had a twin

I Facebalked my sister and she knew all my secrets

I Facebalked my teacher and he knew my phone number

7

A person who hasn’t joined Facebook yet and probably never will because they’re too cool for it.

My grandpa didn’t know what Facebook was

My friend’s dog doesn’t have a Facebook account

My teacher said, ‘I don’t need Facebook, I have a life’