Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Facebooker who comments just to poke fun at someone else's taste or opinions. They say things that are mean and make the person post it feel like they've been personally attacked.

'Who even likes pineapple on pizza? You're a lost cause.'

'This movie was so bad it made my dog cry.'

'You're not even cool enough to be right.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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They post something on Facebook that's super vague and just wants you to ask them what the heck it means. It's like they're giving you a riddle and they're not going to help you solve it.

'Feeling... meh.'

'Life is a mystery.'

'I’m here, but I’m not really here.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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They post sad, whiny statuses on Facebook just to get people to feel bad for them and give them attention. It's like they're begging for sympathy and they're not even trying to be subtle about it.

'No one loves me. I'm just a sad cloud.'

'My life is over. I can feel it.'

'I failed at everything. I'm a failure.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

4

They post something so confusing on Facebook that it makes all your friends go crazy trying to figure it out. It's like they're trying to make a puzzle that no one can solve.

'The cat walked into the void and never came back.'

'42 is the answer, but no one knows the question.'

'Time is a lie. I’m not sure why.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

5

They post on Facebook just to get a specific person to react. Everyone else is like, 'What?', but that one person is like, 'Oh, I know what this is about.'

'I saw you at the store. You looked tired.'

'I heard you broke up with your boyfriend.'

'You’re not as cool as you think.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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They post something angry or mean on Facebook just to start a fight or make their friends mad. It's like they're trying to cause drama and they're not even trying to hide it.

'You're the worst friend ever.'

'I hate your life.'

'You're not even worth my time.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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They post on Facebook just to get someone who's been ignoring them to come back online. It's usually a girl they're not super close to, and they just want to chat without looking like they're trying too hard.

'Hey, I saw you at the mall. What's up?'

'You haven’t messaged me in forever. What’s your deal?'

'I know you’re online. Say something.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago